What A Girl Wants.

Sometimes it’s all you can do to keep from diluting a little napalm into a windex bottle and spraying small children in the face with it. 

Was offered a job today…not gonna take it but it was nice to be offered.  12$/hr to drive to Dallas…no thanks.  Didn’t do a damn thing ‘cept hide in the back room today and take care of my own section work.  Felt good to not entertain for the day.  Sometimes the jokes take more out of you than most folks realize.  Jesus, that store would be boring if I left.  No offense intended to the other folks at the gig…many of them are good goods.  But George Carlin just died and with him out of the way I’m having trouble thinking of anyone still alive who’s funnier than me.  Dane Cook?  Please.  Denis Leary?  He hasn’t been funny in 15 years.

I wish I could go get some indian food right now.  McKinney needs a 24 hour indian joint.  That would massage my sack to death right about now.