Assholes Wrapped In Tape, Saluting A Failed Concept, Hold The Mayo, On Wheat, Please.

The U.S. govt. should get some blue and white tape to go with allllll the fuckin’ red tape they have.  Then they could be full-blown, blind assholes with pretty, AMERICAN FLAG tape…instead of just some full-blown, blind assholes with boring red tape.  Huh?  I dunno.  I’m off tonight for sure.  But here’s what I’d like to convey this evening:  Your govt. doesn’t care about you.  Not any of you.  Not a single one.  Bush doesn’t care.  Hillary doesn’t care.  Obama doesn’t care (although he puts on quite the show…even I’m impressed w/ how well he cons)  Rick Perry doesn’t care but at least he doesn’t even pretend that he does.  Kay Bailey Hutchison doesn’t care.  So busy is she shilling for that jack-off John McCain she can’t even bother to return phonecalls these days.  Trust me on that last one…  Finally, no one in U.S. Immigration cares.  Trust me on that one too.

Found out today that my wife, the same wife who hasn’t seen her family in 3 years, will get to wait another 90 days before U.S. Immigration decides to get off their asses and print her out a pretty green card.  This is after waiting 150 days.  So, just to get it right in my head here…we went and had our final meeting…150 days ago…we were approved…told we’d have our green card in 90 days.  So, unless my math is wrong that’s 60 days ago…and now we get to wait another 90.  Yeah, that seems fair.  I know illegals who swam into this motherfucker after we came in legally who already have their green cards.  Mind explaining to me how that makes any fuckin’ sense at all? 

So, get behind the whole political thing if that’s your bag.  I wish you all the best.  Me, I’m thinking I’ll just go try and rub one out to a Cosby Show re-run.  Seems far more productive to stroke my own fuckin’ joint rather than stroke the egos of a bunch of overpaid, nonproductive assholes who only care about you long enough to get your vote.  It’s all smiles and ‘up with people’ and ‘we can do it together’ speeches until that final vote gets cast.  Then it’s a whole lot of nothing.  That’s how it’s always been and no one is gonna change it. 

That Claire Huxtable was a piece back in the day though, wasn’t she?